Grindr characters: Faker

Torsten Nobir, who actually has a different name, spends a lot of time on dating apps. There, he repeatedly encounters men who hide their true identity and take the piss out of others. For this text, he tried to put himself in the shoes of one such faker.

I'm one of those people whose door you stand in front of and whose name you can't find on the doorbell. You can't find it. The name you're looking for isn't there. You try to reach me again via Messenger, call me, but: No chance. You've made your way to me for nothing!

I'm also one of those hot guys who are actually way out of your reach, but who still write to you from time to time. You feel touched, can't believe it for a moment and ask yourself: "Will I ever get one from the top league?" No, don't worry, the world will go on as usual: It's just me. It's just a cheap photo from the net, a 2000s Belami actor.

If you were in your right mind, you would have seen through it straight away, but you're horny and looking for someone who fancies you and who, in the best case, you also fancy in some way. I'm also the one without a profile photo, the one you're writing to, the one whose profile name "SuckMeNow", 31 years old, is quite attractive. And that's also the one who, after a briefly flaring up, exciting conversation in which you can really taste the fat cock, suddenly stops answering you without any warning.

You don't know who you've sent your nice photos to and, above all, you won't blow the cock you're hoping for at least as a consequence of our chat. Do I get horny watching the guys ringing the wrong doorbell? Or is the mere idea that someone is making a useless journey enough for me? Maybe it's also the pics that I can get hold of. From the arrogant guys who wouldn't even visit my profile otherwise. Maybe I'm a pretty hot guy myself, young and athletic, up to all the standards. And I'll jerk off to your naivety stemming from lust.

Fakers definitely cause a lot of trouble, the way people always freak out. Personally, I would never go on such a long journey if I wasn't one hundred per cent sure that the guy is who he is. Although I've also been fooled; when it comes to sex, people are more gullible. I can really recommend the online game with the profiles and identities.

If you really want to take the piss out of people, you have to make a bit of an effort: the image search, for example, if you take a Belami photo, that's sure to go through with many. But it's better to search for real men on Insta. It's good to use a heterotype, you can also use Facebook search - just enter a male first name and see what comes up.

The reason for this is that people really get on Romeo's case, along the lines of "Finally someone like that with us!" With a "SuckMeNow" profile, of course, you don't need to make a fuss. But you can also make an effort and write an authentic profile text. Of course, it annoys people, but I'd say there are worse things than enjoying being a faker!